Well hello matey
What have you done for me lately?
Yeah
Are you paying my rent?
Are you my best friend?
You can't beat our meat
So you better shut your pipehole

Mister are you listening?
To the bingy bingy bingy bingy bongy children
Do you feel good?
Do you feel the shame?
Or is it 1969 again?

Oh how you make me
Wish I was a baby
Yeah
When you're playing Miss Swish
Knickers on we're British
You're my agony nanny
With your big towel protection

God made the little fishes
And God he made the seven seas
God makes us pay for our sins
That's why he gave us
The bingly bongly children