You've such good taste
It's such a shame to waste
I'm doing you a favour.
It's cruel but hey,
Might not be my place to say
Somewhere there's been a failure.

You've missed your moments in the magazines
You're out of date and out of time
Your latest 7" sounds obscene
Unless you spin it at 45

That stuff you play
It sounds so passe
Don't get me wrong
I like you...

But I don't like your band
Your style
Your sound
No, I don't like your band
It's tired
Not now

I don't like your music
I'm just not into it
It's not you, it's not you
It's your tunes
I don't like your band

Open your mind
You've been so far behind
Your foot upon the razor.
Time to get your headphones on
Listening to sme cosmic songs
Some Kraftwerk, Bobby O and Moroder.

Now let me help you...
One - gotta ditch your influences then
Two - start it all again
Three - buy yourself a sequencer and then
Four - let the games begin

That stuff you play
It sounds so passe
Don't get me wrong
I like you...

But I don't like your band
Your style
Your sound
No, I don't like your band
It's tired
Not now

I don't like your music
I'm just not into it
It's not you, it's not you
It's your tunes
I don't like your band

Ooooh
I feel bad, I feel bad, I feel bad, I feel bad, I feel
Bad...
Ooooh
I feel bad, I feel bad, I feel bad, I feel bad.

That stuff you play
It sounds so passe
Don't get me wrong
I like you...

But I don't like your band
Your style
Your sound
No, I don't like your band
It's tired
Not now

I don't like your music
I'm just not into it
It's not you, it's not you
It's your tunes
I don't like your band
I don't like your band
I don't like your band
I don't like your band
I don't like your band
No, I don't like your band