Excuse me, ma'am, is this thing yours?
It's just I saw those purple claws
I couldn't help but notice they're the same shade as this shell
A griffin, ha? No way, José

Let's serve it poached with hollandaise
The egg is not for eating (we could fry it up as well)
Besides lil' sis, it isn't hers (but she's got wings)
And she's got fur
And mammals don't lay eggs unless they are a monotreme
A monotreme? (like platypi, echidnas too, I think)
Hey, guys, it isn't mine (I knew it, darn)
Let's scramble it with cream

Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba
Ba-da-ba-ba-da-ba-ba-da
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And this thing has got scales like a snake
Could be a dragon or a drake
It must belong to that guy or at least his wife or spouse
Excuse me, pal (oh, hi there, hun)
It's benedict from season one
Eggs benedict, you say? (please, wakko)
Keep it in your mouth

Hey, benny-boy, is this your son?
'Fraid not, young friends, I'm not the one
I tread the boards alone, an actor lives a life of pain
Oh, please! Forget we asked (he's such a bore)
So maybe it's a manticore
That egg is looking tasty (we could make a quiché lorraine)

Oh, oh, oh
Yes
Got it

Nice save there, gorgon, thanks a bunch
Oh, it's not mine, but I missed lunch
Well, so did I, you give it here
They're gonna start a riot
Yo, sasquatch, hydra, pegasus you too
Three heads of cerebus
Don't eat that egg (we're starving)
I've got a knife for carving
I guess, I'm going on a diet
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-da-ba