[Jay-Pac]
Yo!
If Dot was my sister, I’d fire her
And Wakko's even less likable than Elmyra
Spielberg oughta stick to filming sharks
Not rebooting this reboot of Groucho Marx
Hulu wrote a check and the money beckoned
But the Warners are like a bad joke told twice
If you weren’t funny the first round, why would you be the second?
Wanna compare my thirty Grammys to your eight Emmys and a Peabody?
You’ve been put to sleep, kid
It’s time to say goodnight, everybody

[Yakko]
Nice try, pal
But Wakko’s wish is I deliver a killer verse
I’ve been blessed or cursed with a bottomless lyrical purse
That’ll make crowds disperse or worse
Require medical attention, better get the nurse!
Say goodbye to an easy battle and... Hello, hearse!
Yeah, I'm zanier than Billy, to the max!
Leader of the animated maniacs!
You, you’re the cure for insomniacs
Less fresh than the twenty-year-old baloney in my slacks
We can’t be axed! Like Lazarus, we just keep coming back
We don’t need to boast or roast or talk smack
Or rap about women, bling, and record contracts
Be honest, be cool, and people will respect you
Those are the facts, dude!