[Dot Warner]
A zit! A zit!
My fans will throw a fit
My gorgeous face of charm and grace
Has never had a single trace
Of anything that's out of place
And now I have a zit!
Don't like it a bit!
Because it's big and sore
And it's clogging up my pore
Just look at this, it's really sick
Like something out of a horror flick
It's gonna ruin my cover pic
It's twice as big as Moby Dick
I gotta get rid of it really quick
I really hate this zit!

[Yakko Warner]
Calm down a bit!
We know just how you feel
Relax, it's no big deal
We all get zits sooner or later

[Wakko Warner]
Some are big and some are greater

[Yakko]
Yours looks like a meteor crater

[Yakko and Wakko]
But we know it's not!

[Dot]
Thanks a lot!

[Yakko and Wakko]
A zit, a zit
Oh yes, that's it
We must admit
It's growing on you
Okay, it's there
And folks may stare
And kids might scare
But still it's true

[Yakko]
That it's just a little spot
It's nothing—

[Dot]
No, it's not!
It's awful see, just look up close
It's so disgusting and morose

[Zit]
Oh my goodness, that is gross!
I have got a Dot!

[Dot]
Was that my spot?

[Zit]
A Dot, a Dot!
I can't believe I've got
This great big thing
I don't know what
A little girl with a pixie cut
Is growing right here on my butt
A great big Warner Dot!
Who'd have thought?

[Dot]
You can speak?

[Zit]
Yeah, I speak!
Though, I only live a week
We zits have feelings, too you know
And hopes and dreams and plans to grow
Maybe visit Idaho
But not to have a Dot!
Right where I've got!

[Dot]
A zit!

[Zit]
I've got a Dot

[Dot]
I never dreamed

[Zit]
I never thought

[Dot and Zit]
I'd be so horrified right in my gut

[Dot]
It's on my face

[Zit]
It's on my butt

[Dot]
A zit!

[Zit]
A Dot!

[Dot and Zit]
I tell you what
I don't know what to do

[Yakko and Wakko]
A zit, a zit

[Dot]
A Zit

[Zit]
A Dot (I must admit)

[Dot]
I have a Zit

[Zit]
I have a Dot

[Dot]
My fans will throw a fit (I'm glad that it's not)

[Zit]
Somehow we got

[Dot]
It's

[All]
Growing on me (okay, it's there)

[Dot]
It's on my face

[Zit]
It's on my butt (And folks may stare)

[Dot]
I can't erase

[Zit]
I'm in a rut (And kids might scare)

[Dot]
I don't know what

[Zit]
I don't know what (oh, what?)

[All]
To do!
But what is true!

[Dot]
Is he can think! He can feel!
My pimple's really real!
I guess somehow I didn't see
That all he asks is, let him be
He really is a lot like me
My pimple is my friend

[Zit]
My Dot!

[Dot]
My Zit!

[Dot and Zit]
Hey, we could be a hit
You're part of me, I'm part of you
We go together, just us two

[Zit]
So let's go visit Boise Zoo

[Dot and Zit]
Dot Warner and her Zit
And now that's it
And so let's quit
It's not so bad, in fact I'm glad

[Dot Warner]
It's great to have a zit!

[Zit]
It's great to have a Dot!