(thanks starlie, natalie, jacob, jeanette, justin, jamie)

Millennium theater

Get out there and buy that water and gas
Running on an orange alert
Everybody put on your gas mask

First leak it out about the president
Then stand up and shout "impeachment"
Pulling coat tails out from under that little v.p.
Before he has a chance to get in the driver's seat

Millennium spectacle
Everybody put on a show
Slip a little prince in the back door
21st century here we go

Digital whiplash
So many formats so little time
While out in tv nation
Under darkening skies
The resistance is just waiting to be organized

Millenium spectacle
Chief justice is for sale
Yucca mountain goddesses
Their tears they form a trail

Trouble in israel
Patriarchy's realize
The ice caps melt
And new orleans bides her time
New orleans bides her time
Ladies and gentlemen
Welcome to tonight's show
The millennium theater

Asked that you not smoke
Please turn off your cell phones
And forget what you think you know