I met her in a club down in North Soho
Where you drink champagne, tastes just like cherry cola
C-O-L-A cola

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, la la la la Lola

I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, la la la la Lola, la la la la Lola

Yeah, we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knees
Said, "Little boy, won't you come home with me"

I'm not the world's most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes
I almost fell for my Lola
La la la la Lola, la la la la Lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
I looked at her and she at me

That's the way I want it to stay
I always want it to be that way for my Lola
La la la la Lola

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world
Except for Lola, la la la la Lola

Well, I left home just a week before
I never ever kissed a woman before
Lola smiled and took me by the hand
Said, "Little boy I'm gonna make you a man"

I'm not the world's most masculine man
But I know what I am
I'm glad I'm a man
So is Lola
La la la la Lola, la la la la Lola