I rock peas on my head, but don't call me a Pea Head
Bees on my head, but don't call me a Bee Head
Bruce Lees on my head, but don't call me a Lee Head
Now please excuse me, I got to get my Tree fed
You wear name brands, and I make my own clothing,
I hang out with an apple who loves Self-Loathing (I hate myself!)
Pancake on my face makes me Extra Happy
I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy
'Cause it's my show, you can't tell me what to do
When life hands me lemons, i make Beef Stew
So yo I gotta go, it's time for me for rock it
I put Bologna in my left pocket
Smear some Cream Cheese in my gold Locket
'Cause it's my show, i'm Andy Milonakis
It's my show, i'm Smandy Smilosmaskis,
It's my show, i'm Andy Milonakis.