I like telling dirty jokes
And I like smoking crystal meth
But darling I love you

And I like laughing at retards
And I like throwing rocks at dogs
But darling I love you

I love you like the moon and stars
When little kids get hit by cars
Girl you know its true
Darling, I love you
I've been tryin' to move on, since you left
Since you've been gone, but its so hard on me
Talked to a girl in first hour, bought her a cd
Bought her a flower, but she's a stupid cunt
But I'll take anything, and I'll take anyone
I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun
I'll take a whore with syphilis and gonorrhea too
But, darling, I love you