Dave was dancing in the disco
Like a loser looking for himself
But the strobo was flashing like a gogo
He had to crash on circle number twelve
Richard was searching for his glasses
Like a body looking for her head
His eyes were kicked of by the masses
Certain glasses are very hard to get
Technoman, you've got to do the echo
Technoman, you've got to do the beat
Two sounds are better than one
Do the technoman
Dougles was fishing for a girlfriend
Like an idiot looking for a fool
But a singer doesn't have to look like adolf
To be on stage acting very cool
Two sounds are better than one
Why don't you buy another and one?