In the morning
Goodbye kisses
And all the misters
Kiss the misses

Before leaving
For the office
But we're not grieving
We've got
chocolate
And I'd choose it over you
Any day...

I say Diamonds
You
can't afford 'em
So I say mansions
You say mortgage
We start to argue
I
say "You win"
You have your victory
I have my chocolate
And I'd choose it
over you
Any day...

I'm leaving traces
Dirty Spoons
I'm getting
careless
And pretty soon
You're gonna catch me in the act
and we'll try
couples therapy
I know that won't help
Cuz if she's a woman
She'll agree
with me

It's been a hard day
At the office
So I'll surprise you
In my
lace pajamas
But before things
Get hot and heavy
I hear you snoring

You're fast asleep
So in the darkness
I sneak to the kitchen
Where my
chocolate
Has been hiding
And I'd choose it over you
Any day....