crabs,
scabies the glamour,
the fashion life on the road
is pretty fuckin' cool to me farts,
feet the romance,
the passion life on the road is pretty fuckin' cool
to me

too many people bitch and
whine
about being on the road too much of the time
ya being on tour does
take its toll
but it's way better than sitting at home alright now,
it's a flat tire alkies,
addicts the vomit,
the rat piss life on the road

is pretty fuckin' cool to me
so squat it and thrust it
cause you are in russia life
on the road

is pretty fuckin' cool to me
bring it on right now about
getting no sleep on the dirty
floor of the broken van

life on the road is pretty
fuckin' cool as a matter of
fact it's very very cool ya
life on the road is pretty
fuckin' cool to me