Her name is Noel,
I have a dream about her.
She rings my bell,
Got gym class in half an hour.
And oh oh oh how she rocks in Keds and tube socks
She doesn't know who I am
And she doesn't give a damn about me...

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
Just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
Oooooh.

Her boyfriend's a dick
He brings a gun to school.
And he'd simply kick
My ass if he knew the truth
He lives on my block, he drives an iroc...
Then he doesn't know who I am
And he doesn't give a damn about me...

Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
I'm Just a teenage dirtbag, baby.
Listen to Iron Maiden, baby, with me
Oh oh oh oooh.

Oh yeah, Dirtbag...
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag...
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.

Man, I feel like mould
It's prom night and I am lonely.
Low and behold, she's walking over to me.
This must be fake,
My lip starts to shake...
She doesn't know who I am
And why would she give a damn...?

I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden, baby.
Come with me Friday, don't say maybe.
Cause I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like you...
Oooooh.

Oh yeah, Dirtbag...
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.
Oh yeah, Dirtbag...
No, she doesn't know what she's missing.