Hopelessly showbiz associates
She's got friends you haven't met
They smoke menthol cigarettes
Bogus psychosis, she floats on in
She ain't ever anywhere
So you're lucky that she's here

Talk about Hollywood problems, she's got 'em
She's always looking for a wilder ride
And she'll be fuckin' with her phone all night
She calls me girlie

She gets in corners where water can't
Got that look upon her face
Says she's twenty minutes late
Her shit is sorted, she's all for it
'Til her eyeballs start to bleed
She don't wanna go to sleep

Talk about ladder to stardom, she's on one
And if that doesn't whet your appetite
Well she probably got something that might
She calls me girlie

Talk about Hollywood problems, she's got 'em
She's always looking for a wilder ride
And she'll be fuckin' with her phone all night
She calls me girlie
Girlie