Verse I
I woke up the other night lyin' on the foor
Right beside someone I'd never seen before
She said my name is juliet
romeo you ain't
That's another good reason not to drink

That's another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost A saint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
That's another good reason not to drink

Verse II
I can't go see my best friend
He said stay away
Just because of what I said on his wedding day
You oughta call her sherman
'cause she look's just like a tank
that's another good reason not to drink

That's another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost A saint
If I keep gonin' on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
That's another good reason not to drink
Guitar solo
Verse III

Bridge:
Now I'm gonna sue the city about that policeman
Last night as I left the bar
He stepped right on my hand
He said are you drunk or blind
I said let me think
And that's another good reason not to drink

That's another good reason not to drink
When I'm sober I'm almost a saint
If I keep goin' on like this
I'll end up like ole Hank
That's another good reason not to drink
Baby let me in I'm freezin'
And another good reason not to drink