When I meet dad I must insist
On making up for all the time we missed
We'll talk and drink and he'll bounce me on his knee
Then we'll search hand in hand for the taco tree

When I meet dad, I'm gonna ask him why
Did he pork my mother then say goodbye
We're gonna be just like birds of a feather
Playing piano with our dicks together

When I meet dad
Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
He'll take away my sad
Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea

When I see pa, I'm gonna scream "gall dang"
You're the handsomest man and you're really really good
I love you pa and I'm glad you're my pad
Why do I have three nipples?

Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
When we meet dad
Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
Why does he have three nipples?

Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
It's fun to have brothers
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All from different mothers

Well, I had a dad and now I have two
But one thing I never had was a mother like you
She lost her life 'cause of me and I miss her everyday
Why, oh why did that evil man, take my mama away

Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
I think I'm gonna cry
Yippie-Yo-Yo-Yea
Quick Herm, do the headless guy