I feel lovely to live in a bachelors pad
I feel lucky but it's not my choice to feel bad
It's not weary, no matter how sad that I roll

'Cause here by your side
I'm so pious and kind
Oh, I love your stadium soul

I've been nervous, I love you too much, my dear
It's not murder but thank you for waiting five years
What's so impressive, it's there is no doubt in my mind

I'll just say
I get by with your way
Oh, it's such a beautiful crime

Love you till I'm ninety-nine

I had to be affected, I had to be the schmuck
Who tries to be smart, I had to be obsessive
In my compulsion, in the effort of playing my part

So don't relax me
Mr. Gatsby
And leave thy bachelors home

'Cause here by your side
I'm so pious and kind
Oh, I love your stadium soul