Hard to be a girl
So nice to be a boy
In my room at night
Not a pretty site

Here's an empty kiss
Marching to the rhythm of the pay roll
I can be a good boy too
Just let me out of the stable

Sausages and eggs,
And hot and sour soup
Thank me for your time
Cause I can be as bad as you

Hard to be a girl
That's what the oracle told me
I don't care what she says
I assume it's best to be lonely