When the Moon arises on the western sky
And the vampires are out on the sly
At times they have trouble finding necks to bite
That's why I cook up in my room tonight

My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(Her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)

Drac came to me one night at 12
And said the blood bank had no blood on the shelf
I exclaimed: Don't fret! I'll give you on fix
Of my newly regenerated mix

I gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(She gave him riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)

It gives you quick relief you see
From fang aches and corpusle deficiency
Natter! Consuming my laboratory brew
Will make a new vampire out of you

It's that quality unleaded, only one calorie, polyunsaturated blood
That riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood

Drac enjoyed my brew without a hitch
Now he's one of those that would rather fight than switch
If you're biting mre necks enjoying it less
Try my new non-carbonated best

My riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood
(Her riboflavin flavored, non-carbonated, polyunsaturated blood)